A Fine Example. . .

. . .of misdirected Liberal ideology.  Let's starve the people to save the fish.

The above article ties in nicely with one penned by Dr. Victor Davis Hanson that Captain Thruston from The Big Feed highlighted last week about the de-evolution of California into two separate and dichotomous states.  Frightening.

VDH article is here.

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Words. . .

I have a new post up over at The Big Feed.  Stop by and read it. 

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D Is For. . .

Dumbfuck, dimwitted, Democrat dolt!

Yesterday evening I was watching Bill O'Reilly as his discussion was focusing on the following insanity uttered by now (Thank you baby Jesus!) ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi:

“Deficit reduction has been a high priority for us. It is our mantra, pay-as-you-go.”

Every time I hear that or read it or even think of her 1,000 yard, creepy, baby doll eyes stare I get a tingling sensation along my hypothalamus and amygdalas.  In other words, I feel blinding fucking rage that such a hair-brained dipshit can end up in a critical position of power.  This woman must have mercury poisoning from too many cans of her husband's tuna fish because she has said some godawful half-truths and skirted some issues before, but this newest golly-whopper is simply a flat-out lie!  They wouldn't call it that on television last night, but I will because it is!

The Los Angeles Times blog attempted yesterday to explain just how quickly the American government is accumulating debt.  I can't remember exactly, but it was something like $50,000 per hour.  No.  $50,000 per minute.  No that's not right.  Ah, here I found it. . .

Since June of last year, seems so long ago, right?  Since June 2010, the government has added to the national debt by $54,084 per second.  Let me repeat that.  Fifty-four thousand eighty-four dollars per second.

Count.

1....2....3....4

That equals $216,336.  This is roughly equivalent to the average home price in the United States in 2009.  In four fucking seconds!!  And you're are paying as you're going, Nancy?  Oh puh-lease!  Someone get this woman a lobotomy before she hurts someone.  Oh wait, she has already  hurt everyone by helping breach the trust of the people by enacting useless legislation, social programs, and spending that is helping to gobble up this astronomical amount of money! Their spending is our debt.

At first I didn't think she could top the previously most-insane thing she had ever said which was her remark about how unemployment benefits create jobs:

"It injects demand into the economy," Pelosi said, arguing that when families have money to spend it keeps the economy churning. "It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

Hell, if that were true and with the government extending jobless benefits for 90+ weeks, we ought to be overrun with jobs!  I ought to be able to slide my underwear drawer open in the morning and find 10 or 11 jobs hiding in there.  When I split open a bag of Cheeseburger Cracker flavor Combos, a big ol' job fist ought to fly right out and punch me in the face!  I am not an economic genius by any means, but I do have common sense.  And I know that if my company spent money on a percentage basis compared to what the government does, our asses would have been in the soup line years ago with a creditor list half a mile long.  What the hell do these idiots think they are doing?

I think it is time that America take up the very serious issue of passing term-limits legislation for the politicians in Washington.  We need to root out the entrenched and very much insane inmates who are most definitely in charge of the asylum.  We may never survive the next election cycle as a solvent country if something isn't done pronto and I doubt seriously that the Republican led house can turn back the coming economic tsunami.  The Chinese already own half of our asses, ass hair, and all of the toilet paper, so we are in deep shit until further notice.

*Photograph of Cheeseburger Cracker Combos is for information purposes only.  Consumption of this product is not recommended.

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New Jersey Can. . .

. . .kiss my grits Mel!

Even though I don't live in New Jersey, this kind of governmental overreach is just the kind of crap that got the Democrats demolished this past November.

Here is a hypothetical. . .

Say you buy a package of hot dogs for your daughter and her child.  And you say to me, "Hey Radioactive Man, I am going to give these hot dogs to you for safe keeping because my daughter's child is too young to eat hot dogs now and plus my daughter is too dumb to cut up her child's hot dog so his blow hole doesn't get plugged up causing him to turn blue and I am not sure she is smart enough to call 911 if that happens because she cannot count that high and we tried our best with her, but anyway, I'll give you these hot dogs and you give me a certificate for the hot dogs and when our daughter is smart enough to operate a door knob to leave the house by herself and her child is old enough to chew his food, maybe when he is ten, she can come back and get the hot dogs with the cetrificate from you to feed her child, ok? Unless they have both starved to death by then beacuse of her gross incompetence in child-rearing."

Sure I say, and I pop them in the official Radioactive Man Long Term Hot Dog Storage Device.

3 years later here comes the daughter with the certificate, which has since been marred with crayon marks, boogers and stains of a rather personal nature, but I am willing to honor the certificate because that is what I do. I honor the hot dog certificate.

But when I look in the official Radioactive Man Long Tern Hot Dog Storage Device, there are no hot dogs to be found!  But there is a note scribbled on the back of a napkin from the Ritz-Carton Grand Cayman which says:

Dear Radioactive Man,

We r sorrie to have stoled ur hawt dawgs, butt we'd had to done it cuz we ain't reel gud with monie and we need monie becuz we spendted all da monie on portant stuff like classez dat teach chilruns how to porperly eated a hawt dawgs. We are hadding a grate time in the isleands at ur expenced, thanx a lots!

Urs Truely,
The Gubermint

Now, one might say, "Well, this is rather outrageous!"  And to that I would say, you're damned tootin' it is!  But this could be the new reality in New Jersey and places elsewhere.  Keep an eye on your back pocket and your piggy bank and any other place where you might have stashed a few coins.  They want it and if they have their way, they'll get it and you can't do a thing about it.

Cross-discussed at The Big Feed

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Lions And Tigers And Bears, Oh My!

Hey, let's beat the shit out of them!

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