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Showing posts with label nancy pelosi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nancy pelosi. Show all posts

D Is For. . .

Dumbfuck, dimwitted, Democrat dolt!

Yesterday evening I was watching Bill O'Reilly as his discussion was focusing on the following insanity uttered by now (Thank you baby Jesus!) ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi:

“Deficit reduction has been a high priority for us. It is our mantra, pay-as-you-go.”

Every time I hear that or read it or even think of her 1,000 yard, creepy, baby doll eyes stare I get a tingling sensation along my hypothalamus and amygdalas.  In other words, I feel blinding fucking rage that such a hair-brained dipshit can end up in a critical position of power.  This woman must have mercury poisoning from too many cans of her husband's tuna fish because she has said some godawful half-truths and skirted some issues before, but this newest golly-whopper is simply a flat-out lie!  They wouldn't call it that on television last night, but I will because it is!

The Los Angeles Times blog attempted yesterday to explain just how quickly the American government is accumulating debt.  I can't remember exactly, but it was something like $50,000 per hour.  No.  $50,000 per minute.  No that's not right.  Ah, here I found it. . .

Since June of last year, seems so long ago, right?  Since June 2010, the government has added to the national debt by $54,084 per second.  Let me repeat that.  Fifty-four thousand eighty-four dollars per second.

Count.

1....2....3....4

That equals $216,336.  This is roughly equivalent to the average home price in the United States in 2009.  In four fucking seconds!!  And you're are paying as you're going, Nancy?  Oh puh-lease!  Someone get this woman a lobotomy before she hurts someone.  Oh wait, she has already  hurt everyone by helping breach the trust of the people by enacting useless legislation, social programs, and spending that is helping to gobble up this astronomical amount of money! Their spending is our debt.

At first I didn't think she could top the previously most-insane thing she had ever said which was her remark about how unemployment benefits create jobs:


"It injects demand into the economy," Pelosi said, arguing that when families have money to spend it keeps the economy churning. "It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

Hell, if that were true and with the government extending jobless benefits for 90+ weeks, we ought to be overrun with jobs!  I ought to be able to slide my underwear drawer open in the morning and find 10 or 11 jobs hiding in there.  When I split open a bag of Cheeseburger Cracker flavor Combos, a big ol' job fist ought to fly right out and punch me in the face!  I am not an economic genius by any means, but I do have common sense.  And I know that if my company spent money on a percentage basis compared to what the government does, our asses would have been in the soup line years ago with a creditor list half a mile long.  What the hell do these idiots think they are doing?

I think it is time that America take up the very serious issue of passing term-limits legislation for the politicians in Washington.  We need to root out the entrenched and very much insane inmates who are most definitely in charge of the asylum.  We may never survive the next election cycle as a solvent country if something isn't done pronto and I doubt seriously that the Republican led house can turn back the coming economic tsunami.  The Chinese already own half of our asses, ass hair, and all of the toilet paper, so we are in deep shit until further notice.


*Photograph of Cheeseburger Cracker Combos is for information purposes only.  Consumption of this product is not recommended.

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Pass The Molasses. . .

Yes, you can be a friend too.

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Alright Then. . .

That's enough of that happy-go-lucky crap!

Click through to Gateway Pundit to see Nancy Pelosi pandering, as no one else could, effortlessly and without shame to a church dominated by Latinos.

She claims that it's "un-American" for law enforcement to kick in doors and drag ILLEGAL immigrants away. Ya know according to them, breaking up families is bad and all, no matter whether said family is violating a variety of immigration and work-related laws.

Laws?? Laws are for dumb, stupid, broke and unmotivated Americans. You illegals are "very, very patriotic" so don't go worrying bout no laws. Laws are not for you. And apparently for Pelosi either. Or any other random Democrat. I mean, paying taxes is voluntary after all.

Pelosi's act is simply shameful, sickening and in my narrow-minded view, high treason. She and others like her are enemies of our fair nation. They are far too comfortable at the top of the political dogpile and it's about time we sent some new dogs to Washington. Or maybe a cat or two.

I hope you had your breakfast already.

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2 Bits, 4 Bits. . .

. . .ya think "Nanner Puddin" Pelosi was ever a cheerleader?



I report, you decide.

And your eyes will bleed too, but it'll pass. Trust me.

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Papal Smackdown. . .

Super Genius, googly-eyed Nancy "Babies are Bad the for Economy" Pelosi takes one on the chin for liberals worldwide.

God bless the Pope! Master smackdowner and he's got an awesome hat and a tricked out ride to boot!


H/T: Gateway Pundit and Best Week Ever

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Well, Like He Says. . .

. . .what would you expect from a documentary about conservatives by the daughter of Nancy Pelosi?

Do I hear banjos playing in the background?

H/T: El Campeador and PJM

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Just Disgusting, , ,

More lies.

Democrats have done all they can to keep this stimulus highway robbery bill away from prying eyes.

Now, the bill is being rushed to the floor so certain DemocRATS , including super-genius Nancy Pelosi, can skirt away to Europe for 8 days to hide from the inevitable fallout of passing this behemoth of a "borrowing" bill.

Liars, cheats, scum. Thanks Congress, you're a real Brooklyn Charmer.

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Ahem, Ahem. . .

. . .just clearing my throat so I can say this: LIAR!

I note that the last bullet of this stimulus overview provides protections for "whistleblowers who report fraud and abuse. . ."

Where the hell is my whistle because I'm a blowin' it?!

Nancy Pelosi is one of the biggest frauds, cheats, liars, idiots to ever come down the pike. No earmarks or pet projects? What about the thirty million bucks to protect some filthy mouse living in a swamp that just happens to be in your hometown of San Francisco? Huh? What about that Nancy?

Color me confused, but I think that money qualifies as an earmark and most certainly as a pet project! And I think it qualifies you as the greatest gum-smacking nimrod to ever run the House of Representatives.

You make me sick. And while I'm at it, I think I'll send a letter to Webster's Dictionary and ask them to put a picture of you right next to the word, inept.

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Mathematical Lessons. . .

. . .by Nancy Pelosi.

The trainwreck that is the most ethical Congress ever continues rolling down the tracks.

Ever seen a monkey fucking a football? This is it.

H/T to Greasywrench via TammyBruce.com.

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Soylent Green. . .

I made reference to the above movie some days ago and for those who aren't familiar, the film was an early 1970's Charlton Heston vehicle, where he plays a NY cop on the verge of discovering a terrible state secret, the new food Soylent Green is made from people. This was the futuristic totalitarian government's simple solution to the overpopulation of the planet.

Rewind from 2022 to 2009.

Nancy Pelosi, obviously taking from Obama's weak record on abortion, is arguing that $200 million dollars for "contraceptive services" is a smart way to stimulate the economy. But, I beg to question, isn't exactly what a nanny state needs for survival is people? Or another way, is she implying that the current financial crisis is being caused by too much of a burden on social services by people?

Color me confused.

My guess is, and this is astute political analysis that you can bank on, Nancy Pelosi doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about. Or better yet, Nancy Pelosi is so incomprehensibly inept, void and unqualified beyond anything that doesn't require her to raise her legs above her head, that my mind sparkles in a hot fire of grinding motion, inhibiting my cognitive grasp on how this person has been elevated to fourth or fifth most powerful person on the planet!

Add to this fantastic news that Obama is going to allow states to determine their own emission standards and we've got the beginnings of a long toilet flush into oblivion and extinction for the Untied States. This is a whole 'nother concept that I cannot portend to understand.

The past and present politicians of the US government have twisted the law and logic to such extent, that automakers have all but had to play naked Twister with a trope of wild badgers peaking on LSD to make cars in this day and age. And now, Obama is going to put the decision-making and good faith into the hands of 50 legislatures to finalize what they think is best for the emission control systems of internal combustion engines? Holy fuck! Our legislature in Mississippi is littered with legions of ignorant dopes who can't even speak or write proper English. And I should expect these morons to legislate exhaust emissions?

So, let's say I purchase a car here in Mississippi that has been constructed to the "car-rah emmitin' specimifications" which qualify it for driving in Mississippi. And then I decide to move to Idaho because I want to make goat cheese in the summer and hunker down in the winter with my goats, Beatrice and a Scrabble board. Oh, but 'lo and behold, the great state of Idaho will not accept my car because it's not made to the specifications their own inept legislature has recommended as law?

Hmmm, quite the conundrum.

The solution?

You bethcha! Taxes fokker!

Expect to have to pay travel/emission taxes to cross borders with your state specific automobiles.

I don't know. Me? I guess I'm just having a hard time with this hope and change thing.

And as for Obama, Pelosi, Reid? Looks like contraceptives could have been a good option for them in the past. Maybe starting with their parents.

As a side note, Drew M. over at AceofSpadesHQ, clarifies the contraception stimulus/financial crisis clearly, "Er, spending money now to 'save' money later isn't exactly 'stimulus'."

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Break-time Over!!!

Now, let's pile on Obama!!

Some more interesting data is beginning to appear about our beloved leader and if your own personal "concern-o-meter" isn't just flipping off the charts then you are clinically dead.

Michelle Malkin
and Ace of SpadesHQ are both reporting on an article that appeared in the Columbus Dispatch about illegal accessing of a private data about Joe Wurzelbacher stored in the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles computer database.

Information accessed through accounts assigned to the offices of the Ohio Attorney General, the Toledo Police Department and the Cuyahoga County Child Support Enforcement Agency.

Hhhmmm.

You know, I like Barack Obama. He seems like a nice guy and I sure we'd have a fine time enjoying a bottle of chardonnay contrasted by the crisp and bitter quailites of an organic arugula salad during dinner. But I don't want him to be my president.

His policies are scary. And what's worse, what will be worse, will be the rabid fanaticism of the people with which he surrounds himself. He's already holding a loaded gun by virtue of a Democratically controlled Congress with radicals Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in charge. That, within itself, is enough of a worry that we may, one day, be marching on Washington D.C. with pitchforks and burning torches.

And you have super-loons in Washington like liar-du-jour Barney Frank who wants to cut military spending during war time, raise taxes and expand spending by the federal government. Oh, and he won some award for being so instrumental in providing affordable housing for low-income people. No really, I'm not making this shit up. This, while the media continues to ignore Democrat complicity in the belly-upidness of the housing market.

"Hey, is that a 1 trillion ton gorilla over there?"

"Pssst, you can't say gorilla anymore!"

"Why not?"

*whispering* "Well, you know. . .because they're black."

Trust me, it gets worse.

Senator Edward Kennedy is reportedly negotiating landmark health care legislation from his sick bed as he suffers from brain cancer. Godspeed and all that to Senator Kennedy, but should we really be letting a brain damaged individual organize what will be the largest governmental social policy failure since Welfare?

It is this kind of liberalism that will be the first strains and tears in the fabric of our great America.

There are generations of people, who by the misguided policies of our government, are destined for nothing. Why strive and become educated and make a success of yourself, when it's far easier to sit on your duff and let the working masses pay for your insolence? I read in a book many years ago that the reason sex feels so go is so that we would actually DO it.

We're lazy by nature. Inherently so.

To facilitate it by handouts is slow societal suicide. Care for some Kool-Aid?

Yeah, I'd break bread with Barack Obama, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let him make off with the whole loaf.

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Nanny Pelosi. . .

. . .day by day, minute by minute, second by second proves that she is the dumbest Speaker of the House ever elected. Not to mention, the most immature.

The lady should be run out of Washington on a rail.

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Eureka!

So, the left-wing Demodorks in Congress have been busy pillorying the oil companies because of the record profits received due to record high oil prices, of which, "big oil" has no control of in a free market system.

Yet, these same Demodorks refuse to do anything to unhinder the production of domestic oil supplies in the United States.

Think about that for a second. Or longer for your slower types. It's ok, I'll wait.

Anybody getting it?

Yes, in fact, our dumb Democrat-led Congress, who have done nothing but bitch and moan and groan trying to demonize the blameless "big oil" conglomerates, are too stupid to admit or realize that a larger supply might reduce these obscene record profits by those evil bastards, BIG OIL!

Fucking retards.

America, it's time to take back Washington. Time to march in the streets. Get off our lazy assess, dust off the Frito crumbs and let these FOOLS hear from us the old-fashioned way. What do you think?

And by the way, is it just me or is it time to put down the tire gauges and get back to a real debate about the REAL issues of America? We've got a few other problems besides flat tires.

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Rode Hard And Put Up Wet. . .

courtesy of Michelle Malkin.

That's all you have to say.

How ya feelin' now Nancy?

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Bbbbzzzzz. . .

Tired of Queen Bee Pelosi and her hive of dim-witted, group-thinking dullards who control Congress?

Then sign this petition in hopes of forcing her to recall everyone for a serious debate on our nation's energy policy.

Probably won't work, but hey, at least you'll be on the right side of the argument. Unlike her.

Thanks go to Southern Sass on Crime.

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Burning The Midnight Oil. . .

Here are your tax dollars at work, and for a change it's for something worthwhile. And for a change, the Republicans are finally doing something right.

Enjoy your vacation Pelosi. You twit.

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Oh Really?

What do we need to do? What do we need to do?

Nancy Pelosi is a real piece of work. This "lady" has got the gall to get on television and declare that President Bush is a "total failure."

Nancy, have you checked the polls lately? Can you even read whole numbers? The last time I checked, an 18% approval rating (you and Congress) is lower than a 28% approval rating (Bush). Did you get that?

18 is LESS than 28.

Are you mad because of this? Watch that temper!

Listen quite closely and you'll understand why we are in the mess we are.

Stupid Girl.

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