Headline Fun. . .

AP: EPA Declares CO2 Dangerous; Plant Life Hardest Hit, Mulls Non-Profit PAC

Ok, that's a joke alrighty, but not really.

We've definitely found the bottom of the rabbit hole, but I think our long, strange trip has only just begun.

A quick poll:

Who is more dangerous?

The Cheshire Cat?


or Barack Obama?

Must be time for a poignant musical interlude.



"The trees are all kept equal. . .by hatchet, axe and saw." - The Trees by Rush

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I'm Dreaming Of. . .

. . .a white Christmas, just like the one Al Gore said we'd never have.

Dateline: Houston, Texas

Earliest recorded snowfall in Houston, Texas since. . .well, since man decided to start writing that kind of shit down on a piece of paper! Hey Al Gore? Hey Babs Blockhead? Hey dumb climate scientists? I am only going to say this once and I want to be clear so you do not misunderstand me.

Up yours! With a donut. . .shaped like a hand! Muuuwahahahaha!

How's that global warming working out for ya?

It's a real scorcher today!


Photo Credit: Beatrice Jemson

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Don't Know About You. . .

. . .but I am dead sick and tried of these better-than-thou, my-shit-don't-stink types who clog the halls of our great political institutions. Namely, dain-bramaged fools like Mrs. Boxer from California. I think Greasywrench likes to call her "Babs." I like to call her clueless and it will be one cold day in hell that I will ever refer to her as Senator. We are remember that little episode, don't we? I think she should rename herself as Babs Blockhead.

Anyway, yesterday she tried deflecting the fallout over the Climategate scandal from the true perpetrators of crime, which are the lying scientists whose faulty data was being used as the gunpowder to explode our tax rates into the mesosphere, and turned the focus of the blame on the hackers who outed the damning emails as she ignored the real meat of the circumstances.

I think this comment at the Breitbart video article sums it up nicely:

E-Mail-Theft-Gate? What are you, retarded? Are you a flat-earther? So you want to force these modern Galileos to recant and kiss the ring of these global warming frauds? You’re like a dog staring at the pointing finger rather than the object. YES, a crime HAS been committed- and it has cost us TRILLIONS of dollars and you want it to continue because CA will get more funding, right? Well, I live in CA and I don’t want your ill-gotten gains or your stupid cover-ups. Do your job and reveal the truth or you’ll be an accessory after the fact. - Brensus

All I can say is woof-woof!

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The Royal Scam. . .

The Church of England has fallen for the greatest scammer on the planet.

Goodbye cruel world! Hello Steely Dan!!



The Royal Scam - Steely Dan

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