It's A Hoe-Down. . .

. . .ok, not really, but here is some stuff you should really check out. It's like important.

A head-scratching moment and a ball-scratching moment from Weasel Zippers to which I retort to both: what the hell have you been waiting for?

A real laugher from the fellows at The Big Feed.

In a real blood-boiler, El Campeador highlights Obama's pick to head the TSA.

A knee-slapper from the KisPers at SondraK. Don't forget to click "Finish Your Assignment" for the complete list.

A frustrating police event from Forgotten Liberty.

Why the Amish apparently rock from the Watertown Daily Times.

And lastly, from across the big pond, our English friend at No PC Thoughts gives us his take on the ludicrous acquittal of an Arab prince in a REAL torture case. What's the old saying? Money talks, bullshit walks. Works here.

Have a good evening all.

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Headline Fun. . .

AP: EPA Declares CO2 Dangerous; Plant Life Hardest Hit, Mulls Non-Profit PAC

Ok, that's a joke alrighty, but not really.

We've definitely found the bottom of the rabbit hole, but I think our long, strange trip has only just begun.

A quick poll:

Who is more dangerous?

The Cheshire Cat?


or Barack Obama?

Must be time for a poignant musical interlude.



"The trees are all kept equal. . .by hatchet, axe and saw." - The Trees by Rush

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An Important Links List. . .

. . .for El Campeador. The latest, and I do say greatest, banned person from the liberal internet sinkhole known as Little Green Footballs.

El Cid, you should check these out, if you haven't already.

LGF Banned List (yes, you and I both are on it)

New Anti-LGF logos 'n stuff

Where I saw all of this first, at LGF's favorite target, The Other McCain.

Yeah so, I got kicked off because I made fun of LGF's repeated posts on Vlaams Belang, like who gives a fuck about them, it's in Belgium. As long as it doesn't interrupt the free flow of Belgian fries, who gives a french fried, trussed and mushroom stuffed turkey?

Sorry Charlie. Ya weinerschnitzel!

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Things. . .

. . .that will make your heads explode.

A round-up of news as we circle the toilet bowl of eventual annihilation:

From El Campeador:

DHS Sectretary Napolitano is reviewing immigration raid protocol. Cuz, you know, illegal immigrants have families and stuff.

From Gateway Pundit:

Michelle Obama reaches out to the average and ordinary, in other words, the people she's been taught to hate, realizing, oh, we're not so bad after all.

From ScrewLiberals (a blog name that makes me giggle):

Government intrusion into your computer all in the name of copyright protection?? Yeah right!

From GreasyWrench:

Our favorite auto tech slams race hustlers as a bunch of hypocritical shysters!

And lastly, from Pundit and Pundette:

A snippet of an editorial by the beloved Mr. George "I Use Words So Big That It Will Make Your Head Explode" Will, breaching the tender subject of the constitutionality of the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act.

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The Standing Rule. . .

. . .if you can deep fry it, somebody will eat it.

Twinkies.

Potatoes.

Shrimp.

GIANT SPIDERS???????

Excuse me while I go hunt down my skin. It just left on outta here.

Thanks, or maybe no thanks, in this case, to El Campeador for the gruesome find.

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As The Law Turns. . .

Has anyone seen my blood pressure pills?

What? I don't take blood pressure pills? Well, I ought to start.

Let's do some math.

Law Enforcement+Law*Illegal Activity/Politicians=Total Clusterfuck ± A Whole Bunch²

(Yes people, if you click on the above equation, the computer will take you somewhere else. It's a mir-acle, ain't it?)

UPDATE: Further analysis (beat down) by everyone's favorite "black girl", Michelle Malkin

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Werdz. . .

Since I have nothing competent to say today and El Campeador had a fun-ee post which reminded me of LOLcats. . .

. . .ba-da bing -ba-da boom! Lolcat!!


more animals

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Well, Like He Says. . .

. . .what would you expect from a documentary about conservatives by the daughter of Nancy Pelosi?

Do I hear banjos playing in the background?

H/T: El Campeador and PJM

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