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Showing posts with label michelle obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label michelle obama. Show all posts

Fry Me Up!

First Lady Michelle Obama is visiting my hometown of Jackson, Mississippi today to highlight her "Lets Move" campaign, which is her pet project in the fight against childhood obesity.  She will visit two schools along with our Republican Governor Haley Barbour and his wife Marsha who also have a program aimed at increasing daily physical activity called "Let's go Walkin' Mississippi."

Now normally, since I am a cynic and a hardcase, I would do my best to excoriate or poke fun or generally insult Michelle Obama, but on this societal issue, I think she's doing swell.  However, I reserve the right to assault her fashion sense when she shows up in one of those horrendous boob belt contraptions.  Yes.  I. am. petty.

Back to the obesity issue, there is no doubt that Mississippi is the fatest state in the union, one look around the local mall can prove that without any multi-billion dollar scientific surveys.  We love our fried foods.  Catfish, crappie, chicken, okra, country fried steak, hush puppies, cracklins, french fries, chicken-on-a-stick, pickles, mushrooms, crab claws, crawfish, shrimp, Twinkies, cheese, chicken wings, onion rings, corn dogs, tater tots, macaroni and cheese, the list goes on. . .

But it's not just that we enjoy the crispy goodness of food items that pass through the standard breading procedure and a red hot ride in the deep fryer.  We also love or pork products.  Ribs, bacon, shoulder, chitlins, souse, pork chops, fatback, ham hocks, sausage, jowls, ears and feet.  Mmmmm mmmmm!  I couldn't imagine a pot of black eyed peas or collards greens cooked without some porky goodness.  Head on over to the Big Apple Inn for a pig ear sandwich sometime.

Or cuisine is what you might call, uh, not so heart healthy, but you have to understand how our Southern society has changed over the years.  Mississippi has largely been an agricultural state.  Of course, cotton was king at one time and even today's agriculture, whether it's growing beans, corn, cotton, sweet potatoes, rice or raising cattle, pigs or chickens, is still the single largest industry in the state.  But with the advent of modern conveniences and mechanized farming, the phyical labor necessary to farm has been reduced.  I'm not saying it's easy, but it's a lot easier now than it was 100 or even 50 years ago.  Simply put, we just don't move around as much as we used to.

And with the advent of super-modern "timesavers" for children such as X-Box, Playstation 3, cable TV, iPods, iPhones and air-conditioning, kids are even less likely to venture outdoors to run around and play, burning off all those built-up stores of energy from these high fat, high calorie foods.

So, in effect, our obesity issuse is as much a cultural issue as it is an issue of responsibility.  I have serious doubts that Southern cuisine will change much over the next hundred years, but the level of personal responsibility by parents can be increased tremendously in a short period of time.  Education of what and how to eat is an important facet to a child's development.  If you are constantly slopping greasy pork chops, mac and cheese and turnips with savory morsels of fatback on plate, what does a kid know?  Hey, it becomes the 'norm' for a child, a learned acceptance and generally and most probably something that will be passed down to the next generation.

Well crap, gotta go to a meeting before they shut down the Interstate for the First Lady's arrival.  Good luck Michelle and have fun with Haley, he's a fine man, just ask Cudi Bug.  Ain't that right Cudi?

I'll try to finish this after a while, but in the meantime, Michelle, please don't tax my butter beans!

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Is Class Spelled With K?

Well, I know one thing, you don't spell it O-B-A-M-A.

I just don't get it. Who in their right mind would dress for a solemn military service dressed like she's ready for Saturday afternoon cocktails on Palm Beach?

And if you really feel like gagging yourself with useless internet content, visit this website and ponder the great adulation that gushes forth from the lobotomized, uninformed and useless autobots of the Obama cult.

The comments are absolutely frightening.

H/T goes to Pundette who wades through the muck and mires of the internet so you don't have to.

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The Ugly Truth. . .

Howdy y'all!

Yep, it's been a barnburner around here this week. Several new projects starting all at once gobbling up the bandwidth of our employees and making for some long, very long days, and evenings for that matter. Yet, such is life in the business world.

It's not that I haven't been paying attention to world events, because I have being the full-blown news junkie that I am, but just haven't really had much commentary to add and there are plenty of others who beat me to the punch anyway. Not to mention, they probably write gooder than me.

I do want to touch on one topic of discussion that I haven't seen a terrific amount of commentary on. Or maybe I'm just not looking in the right places, like super-flamer/straight-people-with-morals-hating-pig Perez Hilton, or on TMZ.com or some other gossipy total waste of space on the internet.

The topic I have chosen for today's discussion is People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People issue. Granted, there are a lot of lovely looking human beings on this planet, each different, some cataclysmically attractive, others less appealing, yet attractive in a more subtle fashion, but to whittle the list down to 100 is a daunting task and People Magazine fails miserably.

And this year, People Magazine, which is a subsidiary of Time-Warner who also owns HBO, CNN, Entertainment Weekly and Soaplife(wut?), has a special section called "Barack's Beauties" for the dear reader to peruse. Or to wipe one's ass with (life is full of choices).

Barack's Beauties include tax-evader-in-chief Timothy Geithner whose forehead is so big they have to track it with an airborne xenon-laser-guided, phased array, protonic microwave radar system so that he doesn't intefere with the flight paths of migratory waterfowl or create his own weather patterns.

Other than that, he's kinda cute I guess. In a creepy, perverted-Uncle Jimmy kinda way. I think a better list for Tim to be on would be the 100 Most Evasive or 100 Most-Likely To Wear Women's Underwear. Or All-Time Most Squirrely Person Ever.

Another selection from Barack's Beauties is chief-asshole (or dingleberry, right El Rod?) Rahmn Emmanuel, whose subtle brown, but bugging-right-out-of-his-head eyes would make a naked mole rat run to a mirror and admire his own beauty in relief.

Hey, look what I found, Rahmn Emmanuel just waking up after a cup of coffee:



Of course, since Time-Warner is in the back pocket of the Obama administration (the evidence is in the car Junior) it is only fitting that they throw Michelle Obama in there as well. She's so Jackie. Or is it Jacqui? Or Ja'Qui?

Heaven help us if she is the "new" beautiful, just like 40 is the new 30 (bullshit) and, and, and, uh u uh, um, ah, ah, um , uh. . .Shamwow's can get you laid(or put in jail!) by ugly $1500 a night call girls.

Here is a simple eye test. Who is more beautiful?


Michelle Obama and her guns?


Aunt Esther and her collard-green, handbag flailing sass?


Or Oscar-winning co-star of Slumdog Millionaire Freida Pinto?

Case Closed!

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When Being Black Enough Isn't Enough. . .

Damn racists. They're EVERYWHERE! Even in wax museums!

More interesting, far more interesting than the sappy, drooling article about Michelle and the study of her "blackness" are the comments below the report which range from sane to highly conspiratorial.

An argument over shade:

Why, to read most of the comments here, you’d think that Michelle Obama is dark-skinned--which would be perfectly fine, I hasten to add. The truth is that she is medium brown.
A conspiracy:

Thirdly it is not exactly unknown for photographic images of black people to be manipulated, to make us appear lighter skinned than we are. This is particularly common for photographic representations of black women and even more so for black women in the public eye.

The insanely illogical:

For the same reason some black men value white women over black women, many of us value, glorify and respect women with a lighter shade of skin. The nearer to white, the closer to god.

And finally, the utterly ignorant:

I care how she is displayed b/c if these artists, designers, etc keep lightening her up, 50 years from now our children will have a misconceived notion how the first black FLOTUS really looked. Just like people today think Cleopatra looks like Elizabeth Taylor.

Well, if in 50 years, the only option for a history lesson is Madame Tussaud's then something will have gone seriously wrong with the educational system. However, after reading some of this commentary, I think it has already failed miserably.

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Being There. . .

Peter Sellers is one of my all-time favorite actors and although he is best known for his recurring comedic role as Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther movies, his greatest role and one he was nominated for an Academy Award for was as Chance "Chauncey Gardener" in the political satire Being There.

A simpleton and a gardener, Chance is thrown out on the streets after his life-long employer passes away. Through happenstance, Chance's innocence, and an elementary perspective of the world, he becomes embroiled in the political quagmire that is Washington, D.C. It is here, that his utter uncomplicated, naive, but straightforward worldview affected the lives and sour political situations he became involved in. He is viewed by the power players around him as a brilliant thinker and is oblivious to the subtle and not-so-subtle chaos of wealth, power and politics. Yet, through it all, his effect upon those around him is profound and through it all he remains unchanged and true. He remains Chance, the gardener.

I said all that to point out that no matter how educated or worldly one may become in life, it is much easier to be who you are than to wear the sheep's clothing and pretend to be someone you are not. Especially, when everyone knows you are a wolf. Plain virtue and honesty go a long way in the United States. Some have it, while others do not.

Follow the link below and click over to photo #17, the last one.

A picture is worth a thousand words and the only one that comes to my mind is pretender.

G20 Wags

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Gag Me. . .

. . .no really, gag me before I say something inappropriate. And then, un-gag me so I can puke.

Presenting: "The Ultimate Daddy's Girl"

Man, is there anything thing this Alpha and Omega can't do or be?

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This Is CNN. . .

It's day whatever, who cares. It's been several weekends since to coronation of Obama and the media still, STILL, STILL continues to print these feelsy-goodsy, breathless, slobber-fests of the Obama's. Is this Entertainment Tonight? Is this Joan Rivers? What Not To Wear?

No, it's CNN!!!!!

First it was the glistening pecs, then during the inauguration, Michelle O's "Kennedy" style (hardly) and who could forget how affable and glib Prez-dent Obama is at his press conferences. But now, all the news that's fit to print is Michelle Obama's arms. OOooooooooooooooooo!

That's news I can live without!!

Someone please wipe my face, I'm drenched in the slobber of admiration.

H/T: Mystery Man Matt Drudge

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Does This Come With Fries?

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That's some hypocrisy I can believe in!

Hat tip to T-Bone for the submission.

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Never Forget. . .

We are the bad guys.

Let's repeat.

We. Are. The. Bad. Guys.

That's America. We're baaaaadddd. Mmmm'kay? Just ask Reverend Wright. Or Michelle Obama. Or Danny Glover. Or Harry Belafonte. Or Naomi Campbell. Or Sean Penn.

Noticing a trend here?

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