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Back Off Whitey!

>> Wednesday, December 2, 2009 – black and white, Michelle Malkin, race relations

Example #42,298,221 of why we all can't get along.

Now, this guy embodies many of the finer qualities of an urban man: angry, mean, inability to control emotion and action, lack of proper speaking skills, but most importantly, a self-inflated but tender ego, which is easily punctured by his own lack of self-esteem.

Why can't we all get along? Because people like him make a living by keeping the waters between us disturbed with outrageous claims of abuse and insult, when frankly, the days of the angry black civil rights movement is over.

People on both sides are ready to move on, but you'll never be able to do that while looking over your shoulder at the past, pal-o-mine.

When Being Black Enough Isn't Enough. . .

>> Friday, April 10, 2009 – black and white, michelle obama, race

Damn racists. They're EVERYWHERE! Even in wax museums!

More interesting, far more interesting than the sappy, drooling article about Michelle and the study of her "blackness" are the comments below the report which range from sane to highly conspiratorial.

An argument over shade:

Why, to read most of the comments here, you’d think that Michelle Obama is dark-skinned--which would be perfectly fine, I hasten to add. The truth is that she is medium brown.

A conspiracy:

Thirdly it is not exactly unknown for photographic images of black people to be manipulated, to make us appear lighter skinned than we are. This is particularly common for photographic representations of black women and even more so for black women in the public eye.

The insanely illogical:

For the same reason some black men value white women over black women, many of us value, glorify and respect women with a lighter shade of skin. The nearer to white, the closer to god.

And finally, the utterly ignorant:

I care how she is displayed b/c if these artists, designers, etc keep lightening her up, 50 years from now our children will have a misconceived notion how the first black FLOTUS really looked. Just like people today think Cleopatra looks like Elizabeth Taylor.

Well, if in 50 years, the only option for a history lesson is Madame Tussaud's then something will have gone seriously wrong with the educational system. However, after reading some of this commentary, I think it has already failed miserably.

AaaahhhhhHH!!!!

>> Monday, October 27, 2008 – black and white, halloween, noose, racism, sarah palin

It's one of those oppressive nooses!!! Ahhhhhh!! Ahhhhhh!!

Oh wait a minute. Nooses only oppress black people.

Forget I brought it up. No double standard here. Move along. Nothing to see.

Side note: How fitting that West Hollywood is known locally as WeHo.

Do I Laugh At This. . .

>> Tuesday, July 8, 2008 – black and white, black holes, dallas, racism, texas, white holes

or just shake my head?

Black holes banned!!

But white holes are fine.

Is Anyone Surprised By This?

>> Tuesday, June 24, 2008 – bbq racsim, black and white, idiot factor, race relations, racism

Blacks can't eat BBQ at Juneteenth celebrations in Texas and clearly it's nothing but pure, simple, old-fashioned, "modern-day slavery."

Well slap my balls and call me Jimmy! Boo fucking hoo!

Whites are not responsible for your repression any longer. Get the fuck over yourselves. And white people, get the fuck over your guilt.

Want to see "modern day slavery?"

Look at this or this or this. Or this and this.

Streets of Detroit? Nope. Ghettos of Philadelphia? Nope. Mother fucking Africa, where blacks are repressing blacks daily.

Killing, raping, destroying. For what?

Sound familiar? Uh, can you say Compton?

Homboys on the streets of New Orleans or anywhere else in the USA don't have a fucking thing to complain about. EVERYTHING, EVERY OPPORTUNITY is right in front of them and others like them for the taking, but no, they'd rather be dumbass, ignorant, uneducated losers, selling crack, carrying a gat, filling their mouths with cheap gold, driving Impalas with 24" rims, living in squalor, talking a bastardized version of English that nobody can understand with their asses hanging out their pants and their dick and balls in their hands. Great choice assholes.

Every opportunity is there for you. You just gotta take the chance to be different and quit blaming the POOR CHOICES YOU MAKE ON PEOPLE LIKE ME.

I pay my dues and I receive the benefits. It's not because I'm white, it's because I am a reasonable and decent human being. I think that's all anyone wants anymore. At least I do. We should all do our best to contribute to society, not take away. What are you doing?

Fuck you and fuck your stupid bling. You deserve it.

Call me a racist if you like. Does it make you feel better? After you say it, why don't you go stare in the mirror for a few minutes. Are you a hater? Chances are. . .

Thanks Michelle for pissing me right off.

Oh and one more fine tidbit about Africa. This in Kenya. And you're worried about your fucking BBQ sandwiches. Pathetic.

What Better Way To Start Your Monday. . .

>> Monday, June 16, 2008 – black and white, race relations, racism

than with a sun-worshiping, rambling, detached, racist moron??

You have to read it to believe it.

Yes, they, he, it prays for melanomas on white people.

Please stop by and tell them, he, it what you think about this ignorance.