Can You Say Ka-BOOM?

Unfortunately, I doubt it hurt very much.

h/t: Weasel Zippers

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Swing Looooowwwww. . .

Sweet Chariot. . .coming for to carry me. . .hey, why am I on fire?

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Smells Like Victory. . .

A little April Fool's for brainless jihadis.

Or things that make you go, why am I on fire?

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2-Daze WTF R U THINKIN' Post. . .

Our Attorney General, the man who claims we are all race cowards, announced yesterday that some Guantanamo detainees could be released in America. Not to prisons in America, but released IN America.

Uhhh, Mr. Holder? I don't know, something is kinda bothering me about this, can't quite put my finger on it, but uh, um, uh, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!???

It's official. Washington has been "changed" alright, into a goddamned insane asylum of untruthful, shyster, better-than-thou, pansy, activist bastards who hate this country. They not only hate this country, they obviously want to see it destroyed from within, all in the name of political correctness and oh, oh, yeah, like we don't want the Europeans thinking anything bad about us!

Like, we poured water down a silly little terrorist's throat. Eeewww, I bet that didn't feel too good. Awwww, the poor fellow. I bet he had some psychological trauma because of that. Awwww.

We obviously the criminals.

Remember? (extremely violent images, you have been warned)

Liberals? Screw you!

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Pakistan's Cloudy Future. . .

The recent troubling events in Pakistan are edging that problematic country closer and closer to imminent political and social implosion. And the fallout could be felt far and wide, throughout the region and eventually, throughout the world.

With the weak Pakistan government's capitulation to the Taliban by virtue of allowing the lawless Northwestern tribal regions to 'secede' in a sense, from the light central governmental control, simply verifies the political and paramilitary clout the Taliban have in the region. Granting them free reign and open ground to operate is bad news for the rest of us. And particularly for the United States and NATO troops that will have to battle the legions of men and boys they train.

WWBOD?

What would Barack Obama do? A surge? He probably prefers to negotiate too. His political backbone has yet to be found outside of stuffing 800+ billion dollars worth of debt down our throats and his unwillingness to follow up on off-the-cuff campaign promises concerning difficult decisions is suspect.

Should Pakistan collapse, an ever more developing reality, there will be no one in the world who can bring her back except the United States. And it may be necessary. A nuclear-armed nation in the hands of fanatical, cave-dwelling, death-wishing, knuckle-draggers is completely, and without a doubt, out of the question.

India, are you ready?

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There Will Be Blood. . .

Since the collapse of the oil markets and the end of the political circus which is our presidential election, it has been quiet as a cricket fart in media and political circles concerning our need to develop our own natural resources, mainly oil.

With the price of oil nearing a decade old low price, the incentive to "drill here, drill now" has subsided. We're all fat and happy again and breathing huge sighs of relief everytime we fill our vehicles and it costs less than a hunge. Back to sleep at the wheel folks.

Yesterday's news that Israel has invaded the Gaza Strip, and rightfully so, brings the sobering news out of Iran of just how dependent we are on imported oil. I am sick of having to rely on the declared enemies of the United States for our energy needs and hearing some low-budget "commander" shoot his mouth off about trying to choke us off economically.

"Among the tactics the world of Islam can use to help the innocent Palestinian people, Bagherzadeh called oil one of the powerful elements of pressure on the Zionists' European and American supporters in the unequal war," IRNA said.

Nice. The world of Islam can choke on a goat dick for all I care. Especially as the world of Islam and particularly, the Muslims of Palestine continue to indoctrinate women and children with violence against all people, places and things that are not Islamic.

And while I'm at it, after we begin our own oil exploration, why don't we cut off the hundreds of billions of dollars in foreign aid that we send to puppet-states, dictatorial regimes and repressive kingdoms run by spoiled, hypocritical kings and princes in the Middle East. These people hate us, our way of life, and only tolerate us for our checkbook.

You can dream all the dreamy-dreams you want about electric cars, solar-powered lawn darts and clean coal-powered, organic Ziploc bags, but for now it's oil. And we need it, so let's drill for our own while the market works out the latest giz-whammy, doo-hickey or thing-a-ma-jig to save us from oil.

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Happy Hanukkah Hamas!

Death from Above by Jordan Taylor Andrusiak

run, run was a soldier's wail
as death from above continued to hail
for the rat, the rat, the end was nigh
on his knees for mercy
we'll hear him cry

Run cowards, run!

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Comparison. . .

. . .I was just about to bitch about being securely attached to the phone all day. It just never stopped.

Then I saw this and remembered war is truly hell.

UPDATE: And sometimes, it's kinda funny.

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Georgia On My Mind. . .

As most of you know, Russia has invaded Georgia in response to Georgia's effort to reign in the breakaway province of South Ossetia. Russia's heavy-handed reaction has caused many civilian casualties by indiscriminate bombing and even though Russia claims to have no interest other than to remove Georgian troops from South Ossetia, it is clear that the communist regime has other ideas.

The history between Georgia and Russia is a long, complex and bloody struggle of the weak versus the mighty with Russia at times playing savior and at others, conqueror. The recent developments bring to light the misunderstandings that the outside world has of far eastern European politics and the Russian bear and brightens the dull and often misunderstood, misconstrued strategic policies of the United States.

I've mulled this extremely sad and unfortunate situation over since the outbreak of the fighting and unfortunately I have more questions than answers.

Obviously, our main strategic goal in the region is the steady supply of central Asian energy supplies. British Petroleum has helped construct a pipeline that runs from Azerbaijan through Georgia and into Turkey, completely bypassing Russia. According to reports, the Russians went after the pipeline almost immediately, some reports indicating that some 50 missles or bombs were used with no ill effect to the pipeline. Interestingly, a pipeline 30% owned by British Petroleum, who is embroiled in some difficult negotiations for another large oil conglomerate in Russia. I suppose it's possible that the Russians, if they fired on the pipeline at all, intentionally missed as a firm and dire message of dominance to BP.

I still can't grasp a rational and logical reason that Georgia's leadership would agitate Russia by invading South Ossetia to retake the breakaway province. I assume that someone within the inner circle of Mikhail Saakashvili's administration had to know that the Russian reaction would be swift and deadly. What exactly did they think they would gain?

Incredibly outnumbered, the Georgian military is simply no match to the well-trained (arguable) and well-armed military of Russia. Russia fields about 34 times the personnel and is supplied with an infinitely superior number of tanks, planes, missiles, troop transports, etc. It's simply suicide.

Condoleeza Rice was recently in Georgia meeting with Saakashvili and maybe something was said during their meeting that led him to believe that we would support fully any attempt by him to retake South Ossetia. If not, then this will go down in history as one of the biggest political and military blunders in history.

What this tragic situation does emphasize is that Russia in no friend of the world. Vladimir Putin is nothing more than a low-rent KGB thug with an eye on the prize of world dominance through energy, a goal Russia has never been able to achieve on her own. First, is was the jailing oil executives and bundling the wealth and power of conglomerates like YUKOS into the plus-50% state owned GAZPROM and now it's the all out pillaging of a weaker country, all for sake of oil. Russia wants it and doesn't want us to have it.

And where is the left-wing, anti-war, anti-war-for-oil outrage against Russia's actions? This is a REAL war for oil. So, where is it folks? Outrage? Anyone?

We, the United States, are in no position to help the Georgians militarily and frankly, George Bush chastising Putin for invading a "sovereign nation" is a half-step short of reeking hipocrisy. And the only thing we can hope for is that, in the end, Russia does not stay and Georgia maintains her independence and democracy, but this seems unlikely. The UN will accomplish nothing and neither will NATO.

In the meantime, Georgia burns and sadly, the only real losers in this event will be the people of Georgia.

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Could This Be. . .

the beginning of the end for Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and the crazy mullahs of Iran?

Iranians have rioted over the sudden rationing of gasoline.

From the BBC:

Several petrol stations have been torched in the Iranian capital Tehran, after the government announced fuel rationing for private vehicles.

"Guns, fireworks, tanks, [President] Ahmadinejad should be killed," chanted angry youths, throwing stones at police.

In case anyone hasn't noticed because Paris Hilton just got out of jail. . .we are closer than we have ever been to all out war in the Middle East.

And it's about time.

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Drop bombs, break backs. . .

Maybe the Dems are right, a pullout from Iraq may not be such a bad idea. Let those lunatics fight it out. If we aren't going to buck up and start dropping bombs like mad, then what's the f'n use? Killing a militant here or there ain't gonna work. Break out the heavy bombers and break the will of these god-forsaken people. Violence is the only thing they know and understand.

Oh, but I know, we can't do that anymore. Somebody is too afraid that little Fatimah homemaker and her child might get blown up for all of us to see in real-time on the Fox or CNN or even worse, MSNBC. Oh heavens, the outrage! You can't kill people in a war!! That's baaaaaad! Shame on you for killing people in a war.

Hey, where the fork was Fox and MSNBC when a disabled kid in my hometown was tied up, strangled and whose body was found burning behind a furniture store last week. Isn't that an outrage too? Isn't that baaaaaad?

Toughen up America. Let's bomb these barbarians back into the 4th century and get it over with. How many more of our fine young soldiers have to get killed or hurt before you realize that war is a nasty business, people are going to die and that dying is the only way to win a war.


Oh yeah, and vote for Barack Obama. Why? Because MSNBC says he's a rockstar, the only qualification you need.

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