"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast
Showing posts with label ace of spadesHQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ace of spadesHQ. Show all posts

My Two Cents. . .

. . .from Tuesday's election.

Dear Senator Brown,

Good luck and please don't fuck it up.

Sincerely,
Burnt Toast

I kept up with the commentary on political blogs Tuesday night and it was anything from downright suicidal despair at places like DailyKos to utter glee and ball dipping in pudding over at Ace's joint. Here is what I consider the comment (and joke) of the decade posted by AoSHQ moron Chitown Charley:

ROVE SAID*: "Olberman is very hairy on the back of his hands. Is it possible he is so stupid that he jacks off backwards?"

Sometime in the very near future I am going to use that line. Somehwere, somehow I must let that fly in the face of some unsuspecting jackass. . .

(updated w/link) Queef Olberman's reaction to the election:

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Last Minute Gift Idea. . .

. . .for the love of your life.


Or for the someone you're trying to get rid of.

More here.

H/T: Ace of Spades HQ

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Quote Of A Lifetime. . .

Just caught this over at AoSHQ:

"If it's about the lives of my soldiers at stake, I'd go through hell with a gasoline can." - Lt. Col. Allen West

Meet the action MAN with the action plan. We need more heroes like Lt. Colonel West.

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Monday LOLZ. . .

Shameless link thievery from Ace of Spades HQ.

But just too damn good to pass up!

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Soylent Green. . .

I made reference to the above movie some days ago and for those who aren't familiar, the film was an early 1970's Charlton Heston vehicle, where he plays a NY cop on the verge of discovering a terrible state secret, the new food Soylent Green is made from people. This was the futuristic totalitarian government's simple solution to the overpopulation of the planet.

Rewind from 2022 to 2009.

Nancy Pelosi, obviously taking from Obama's weak record on abortion, is arguing that $200 million dollars for "contraceptive services" is a smart way to stimulate the economy. But, I beg to question, isn't exactly what a nanny state needs for survival is people? Or another way, is she implying that the current financial crisis is being caused by too much of a burden on social services by people?

Color me confused.

My guess is, and this is astute political analysis that you can bank on, Nancy Pelosi doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about. Or better yet, Nancy Pelosi is so incomprehensibly inept, void and unqualified beyond anything that doesn't require her to raise her legs above her head, that my mind sparkles in a hot fire of grinding motion, inhibiting my cognitive grasp on how this person has been elevated to fourth or fifth most powerful person on the planet!

Add to this fantastic news that Obama is going to allow states to determine their own emission standards and we've got the beginnings of a long toilet flush into oblivion and extinction for the Untied States. This is a whole 'nother concept that I cannot portend to understand.

The past and present politicians of the US government have twisted the law and logic to such extent, that automakers have all but had to play naked Twister with a trope of wild badgers peaking on LSD to make cars in this day and age. And now, Obama is going to put the decision-making and good faith into the hands of 50 legislatures to finalize what they think is best for the emission control systems of internal combustion engines? Holy fuck! Our legislature in Mississippi is littered with legions of ignorant dopes who can't even speak or write proper English. And I should expect these morons to legislate exhaust emissions?

So, let's say I purchase a car here in Mississippi that has been constructed to the "car-rah emmitin' specimifications" which qualify it for driving in Mississippi. And then I decide to move to Idaho because I want to make goat cheese in the summer and hunker down in the winter with my goats, Beatrice and a Scrabble board. Oh, but 'lo and behold, the great state of Idaho will not accept my car because it's not made to the specifications their own inept legislature has recommended as law?

Hmmm, quite the conundrum.

The solution?

You bethcha! Taxes fokker!

Expect to have to pay travel/emission taxes to cross borders with your state specific automobiles.

I don't know. Me? I guess I'm just having a hard time with this hope and change thing.

And as for Obama, Pelosi, Reid? Looks like contraceptives could have been a good option for them in the past. Maybe starting with their parents.

As a side note, Drew M. over at AceofSpadesHQ, clarifies the contraception stimulus/financial crisis clearly, "Er, spending money now to 'save' money later isn't exactly 'stimulus'."

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Your Monday Funny. . .

. . .courtesy of ACE and Great Britain.

Don't forget to look at the map below the fold. It's a freaking classic!

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In The Zone. . .

Both links courtesy of AofSHQ.

Quiet Marine Corporal or one man death machine? You decide.

And Ace, as usual, turns rank death into teh funny.

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Break-time Over!!!

Now, let's pile on Obama!!

Some more interesting data is beginning to appear about our beloved leader and if your own personal "concern-o-meter" isn't just flipping off the charts then you are clinically dead.

Michelle Malkin
and Ace of SpadesHQ are both reporting on an article that appeared in the Columbus Dispatch about illegal accessing of a private data about Joe Wurzelbacher stored in the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles computer database.

Information accessed through accounts assigned to the offices of the Ohio Attorney General, the Toledo Police Department and the Cuyahoga County Child Support Enforcement Agency.

Hhhmmm.

You know, I like Barack Obama. He seems like a nice guy and I sure we'd have a fine time enjoying a bottle of chardonnay contrasted by the crisp and bitter quailites of an organic arugula salad during dinner. But I don't want him to be my president.

His policies are scary. And what's worse, what will be worse, will be the rabid fanaticism of the people with which he surrounds himself. He's already holding a loaded gun by virtue of a Democratically controlled Congress with radicals Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in charge. That, within itself, is enough of a worry that we may, one day, be marching on Washington D.C. with pitchforks and burning torches.

And you have super-loons in Washington like liar-du-jour Barney Frank who wants to cut military spending during war time, raise taxes and expand spending by the federal government. Oh, and he won some award for being so instrumental in providing affordable housing for low-income people. No really, I'm not making this shit up. This, while the media continues to ignore Democrat complicity in the belly-upidness of the housing market.

"Hey, is that a 1 trillion ton gorilla over there?"

"Pssst, you can't say gorilla anymore!"

"Why not?"

*whispering* "Well, you know. . .because they're black."

Trust me, it gets worse.

Senator Edward Kennedy is reportedly negotiating landmark health care legislation from his sick bed as he suffers from brain cancer. Godspeed and all that to Senator Kennedy, but should we really be letting a brain damaged individual organize what will be the largest governmental social policy failure since Welfare?

It is this kind of liberalism that will be the first strains and tears in the fabric of our great America.

There are generations of people, who by the misguided policies of our government, are destined for nothing. Why strive and become educated and make a success of yourself, when it's far easier to sit on your duff and let the working masses pay for your insolence? I read in a book many years ago that the reason sex feels so go is so that we would actually DO it.

We're lazy by nature. Inherently so.

To facilitate it by handouts is slow societal suicide. Care for some Kool-Aid?

Yeah, I'd break bread with Barack Obama, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let him make off with the whole loaf.

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The Fire Is Lit. . .

Well, Sarah Palin came out swinging and to use an old baseball analogy, she scratched her nuts, adjusted her cup, spit a big slug of tobacco juice and proceeded to knock the hell out of Barack Obama and the liberal, pinko-commie media.

And I'll be damned if those sunsabitches didn't have it coming.

I don't have much time to blog about it this morning. Maybe later. I'll only say that she did well, really well, has solidified the GOP base and has set off on a great journey for her, us and our country.

Maybe some of the more sarcastic and pointed jibes could have been left out of the speech, but those bastards on the left deserved and earned every bit of it after trying to rip apart her innocent family for a week. It was her turn for a little blood and the left this morning is crying in the corner like a spoiled child.

Man am I smiling.

For more reading, go to AoSHQ for great ANAL-ysis or to Michelle Malkin for a little Asian persuasion.

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You Know Who You Are. . .

For those who have no real time on their hands.

Give them 4:18 and take away a lifetime of lessons learned.

The hard way.

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