I guess the only time Congress wasn't lying was when Nancy Pelosi said we have to pass the Obamacare bill to find out what's in it.
Maybe she should start lying again. Seems to work better for us.
Here we go again.
More sane and rational legislation from liberal, left-wing, "expand-a-government" Democrats, aka turds.
Yes Virginia, there will be no more fruit stands.
They are a threat to public health and safety and damnit, when in doubt, tax it or fine it or better yet, let's just destroy it all together with stupid laws by stupid people.
Yes, I'm talking about you Rep. Rosa DeLauro from Connecticut. How did you get this job? Oh wait, this from the same state who keeps re-electing Chris Dodd. Nevermind.
I'll have a little more on this later, but first, I would just like to get to know you. No wait, first, I have to go buy some "big" paperclips at the local office supply store that is operated by ignorant and rude people. Gotta loves them paperclips!!
You just can't make this stuff up!
America is burning, Obama is fiddling, and Congress, bless their all-important, egomaniacal little hearts, is wasting our hard fought taxpayer money and critical time during "the greatest crisis since blah-blah-blah" to worry over important legislation like college fucking football. More specifically, how college teams are ranked in the BCS standings.
Don't get me wrong, I loooooove college football, but c'mon Washington, don't we have better things to be doing? Economic woes for example? Or illegal immigration? We still have a war going on, I know Obama won that other one for us and it's easy to forget, but wake up out there! Moreover and sickeningly so, I understand from this article that the legislation in question is being spearheaded by none other than Republican Senator Orrin Hatch, whose beloved Utes were snubbed for the top spot after a perfect finish last year in the regular season.
Sure, the BCS computer rankings and coaches ranking and all that other jibber-jabber is an imperfect science, but is this really something Congress should be wasting time over? Can't we, as Americans, just get over the fact that some shit ain't gonna be perfect in life? Including the BCS rankings? And just because some Mormons, among others, got their panties all wadded up, doesn't mean we need to waste millions of dollars in Congressional salaries, printing costs, etc., to study this socially devastating calamity! Not!
And then some other Republican doofus is trying to prevent the NCAA from calling a game "national championship" unless there is a playoff system in place. Oh lordy, now we're gonna start legislating words! Heaven forbid we call a championship game a championship game! Gotta have a law for that ludicrousness.
You know how every now and then you'll come across one of those news stories about funny old laws, typically at the local level, but many times at the state level that would, for instance, prohibit someone from driving while blindfolded in Alabama or prohibit the concealed carry of an ice cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky. Or a more modern example of dumb law as demonstrated by the recent rash of local ordinances which require a person to pull their pants up and OVER the underwear. Sheesh! That just the kinda of focused and cutting edge legislation we need in this country.
Hey, you know what else will make people pull their pants up? A swift kick in the ass-crack with a pair of steel-toed, hobnailed boots. Works everytime. Except on Sundays, the Friday after the third Monday of the second week of Spring and at no time during the presence of a woman in a corset. Or while spitting in public and giving a lit cigar to a housecat.
I can't imagine the scorn and ridicule 100 years from now as they peruse American history and realize that we couldn't even figure out how to say, "Hey, you're the winner," without some damn law being written to tell us how to do it.
Welcome to America in 1984 2009.
Has anyone seen my blood pressure pills?
What? I don't take blood pressure pills? Well, I ought to start.
Let's do some math.
Law Enforcement+Law*Illegal Activity/Politicians=Total Clusterfuck ± A Whole Bunch²
(Yes people, if you click on the above equation, the computer will take you somewhere else. It's a mir-acle, ain't it?)
UPDATE: Further analysis (beat down) by everyone's favorite "black girl", Michelle Malkin
Well, they did it.
The Democrats have successfully bullied their omnibus spending disaster through Congress, bypassing all civil debate and lying their way into the history books as the least transparent and ethical Congress ever.
Next on the Socialist agenda, will be the hijacking of the Census count, which is no doubt an effort to over count minority groups and possibly to count the illegal residents who've invaded our great land. They have rights too, you know. Sheesh.
It may not seem like such a big deal, but Congressional districts are drawn upon and around these demographics and an extra house member here or there may not seem like such a big deal as our population swells, but it is.
There are countless governmental programs (handouts) who's monies are determined (about 85% according to the GAO) by said population data (and status) and with billions of potential dollars being granted to ACORN-like groups, an already tarnished "community organizing" mafia, one wonder just exactly who'll be doing the counting. I expect a large, grass-roots (read: minority) organizing effort to "get out the count." The White House should have no hand in this effort.
In reflection of the past week's Congressional antics, should there be any large-scale, grass-roots effort to organize a march on Washington to regain our sanity, but more importantly OUR REPRESENTATION, I'm there. I've already made it clear that I will take a sabbatical from work if need be. To have the largest spending bill (debt) rammed down our throats after a cloud of lies and misdirection is simply unacceptable, hypocritical and a terrible turn for our country. I will not stand for it and I hope the common-sense people of the United States will not either.
I'm putting the word out, it's time to be heard.
. . .by Nancy Pelosi.
The trainwreck that is the most ethical Congress ever continues rolling down the tracks.
Ever seen a monkey fucking a football? This is it.
H/T to Greasywrench via TammyBruce.com.
Harry Reid, dipshit extraordinaire, and one-half of the dynamic duo of incompetence which is Congressional leadership, again proved his ignorance, his defiance against the American people and shone a subtle spotlight on his inability to control his arrogance and disdain for the commoner.
In layman's terms, he is a douchebag. And hopefully, the people of Nevada will look up from their slot machines long enough to vote this fool out of office directly. Shameful leadership from a foolhardy, dimwitted, shell of a man.
. . .better learrn to whisper folks. You thought it was bad when George Bush was listening to everyone's phone conversations? Here come the real brownshirts!
Remember ol' Joe the plumber and the records snooping someone(s) did in Ohio? Well, guess what? At least one guilty party is an Obama supporter and her excuse is as weak as her candidate.
A reader of AoSHQ enlightens us as to the proper workings of the governmental agencies, which almost exclusively ban "snooping" of the personal data of our great citizenry.
Prepare America. Prepare now. Hide your money under the mattress and whisper softly your wants, desires and beliefs. Because all four are about to be taken away from you. You think I'm joking?
Obama and the lunatic fringe of the Democratic liberal left will have the last laugh.
I see a bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin.
I see bad times today.
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival - 1969
In 2008, The Wall Street Journal sees the bad moon too.
Prepare for the end people, it is near.
Just a couple of items to ponder while our slapdick politicians boo hoo, holler, spit and sputtle at one another for who is to blame for the economic mess our country is in at the moment. While there is no one person nor entity to blame, there are certainly some who are more to blame than others.
Let's start with these Democrats, who did all they could to block Republican efforts to further regulate Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac back in 2004.
And let's look the this 1993 article in which Robert Stowe England properly singles out the Clinton administration's strong-arm efforts to force banks and lenders into writing mortgages to unworthy borrowers. All in the name of racial justice.
See the pattern. . .
Stay tuned for more.
So, the left-wing Demodorks in Congress have been busy pillorying the oil companies because of the record profits received due to record high oil prices, of which, "big oil" has no control of in a free market system.
Yet, these same Demodorks refuse to do anything to unhinder the production of domestic oil supplies in the United States.
Think about that for a second. Or longer for your slower types. It's ok, I'll wait.
Anybody getting it?
Yes, in fact, our dumb Democrat-led Congress, who have done nothing but bitch and moan and groan trying to demonize the blameless "big oil" conglomerates, are too stupid to admit or realize that a larger supply might reduce these obscene record profits by those evil bastards, BIG OIL!
Fucking retards.
America, it's time to take back Washington. Time to march in the streets. Get off our lazy assess, dust off the Frito crumbs and let these FOOLS hear from us the old-fashioned way. What do you think?
And by the way, is it just me or is it time to put down the tire gauges and get back to a real debate about the REAL issues of America? We've got a few other problems besides flat tires.
Tired of Queen Bee Pelosi and her hive of dim-witted, group-thinking dullards who control Congress?
Then sign this petition in hopes of forcing her to recall everyone for a serious debate on our nation's energy policy.
Probably won't work, but hey, at least you'll be on the right side of the argument. Unlike her.
Thanks go to Southern Sass on Crime.
Here are your tax dollars at work, and for a change it's for something worthwhile. And for a change, the Republicans are finally doing something right.
Enjoy your vacation Pelosi. You twit.
What do we need to do? What do we need to do?
Nancy Pelosi is a real piece of work. This "lady" has got the gall to get on television and declare that President Bush is a "total failure."
Nancy, have you checked the polls lately? Can you even read whole numbers? The last time I checked, an 18% approval rating (you and Congress) is lower than a 28% approval rating (Bush). Did you get that?
18 is LESS than 28.
Are you mad because of this? Watch that temper!
Listen quite closely and you'll understand why we are in the mess we are.
Stupid Girl.
Recently, a group calling themselves American Solutions began collecting signatures for a petition that will ask Congress to act on legislation making it easier to drill for our own oil. They currently have over 400,000 signatures.
Yesterday, JammieWearing Fool posted a video produced by American Solutions that outlines their petition.As gas prices continue to increase, Congress continues to blame others while ignoring practical steps to stop the pain Americans are feeling at the pump. To lower gasoline prices and reduce our dependence on foreign oil, we need real solutions to our energy challenges.
Indeed.
If you are sick and tired of your petro dollars going into the deep pockets of Americas enemies, I suggest you sign up too! The time is now.
Once again, I must question the intelligence of voters from California. They continue to re-elect idiots like Maxine Waters over and over and over.
Dear old Maxine has a simple solution for the high price of oil and gas. And it's a doozy!
Click HERE to see.
Maxine, I have a First Class One-Way airline ticket to Venezuela anytime you are ready.
From The Washington Times:
Congressional Democrats are trying to undermine U.S. Army Gen. David H. Petraeus' credibility before he delivers a report on the Iraq war next week, saying the general is a mouthpiece for President Bush and his findings can't be trusted.
"The Bush report?" Senate Majority Whip Richard J. Durbin said when asked about the upcoming report from Gen. Petraeus, U.S. commander in Iraq. The top Democrats — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California — also referred to the general's briefing as the "Bush report."
Rep. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland, chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, said Gen. Petraeus' report was potentially compromised by the White House's involvement in drafting it.
I guess no one is packing a set of brass nads in the Senate these days.
I just read some analysis over at Michelle Malkin/HotAir courtesy of Allahpundit, who closely analyzed the video of the actual vote this morning.
Seems that Senator Brownback voted Yes for cloture this morning, thinking it was going to pass, but in the waning moments of the vote realizing the bill had failed, changed his vote to NO.
He must be soliciting advice from John Kerry who is the ultimate "voted for it, before I voted against it" Senator.
I would like to extend my sincerest thanks to the great people of this nation whose common voice was heard by our government, for once.
And if you ever hear another politician say, "we know it's not a great bill, but it's the best we can do", take two steps back and drop-kick that sumbitch in the balls. . .cause if they have balls, they sure ain't of the brass variety.
gets out his big hammer and takes a solid whack on the nailhead.
From the Chicago Sun-Times:
This week, both the House and the Senate voted for defeat in Iraq. That's to say, Congress got tired of waiting for deadbeat insurgents to get their act together and inflict devastating military humiliation on U.S. forces. So America's legislators have voted to mandate the certainty of defeat. They want the withdrawal of American forces to begin this October, which is a faintly surreal concept: Watching CNN International around the world, many viewers unversed in America's constitutional arrangements will have been puzzled by the spectacle of a nation giving six months' notice of surrender. But the cannier types in the presidential palaces will have drawn their own conclusions.
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