Sit Down. . .

. . .please sit down. But before you do, make yourself a triple scotch on the rocks with a side of halcyon, cause you're gonna need it after witnessing what is definitely the dumbest, most hyperbolic, ignorant and most outrageous waste of everyone's valuable fucking time by student "activists."

I saw a blurb or two about these college kids protesting some perceived injustice at New York University, but never really followed up on the story because I figured after the tree-sitters at Berkeley, nothng could top the insanity surrounding that farce. Yet, I'm man enough to admit I was clearly wrong.

Children, and that's what they are, are a resourceful and creative bunch. Not to be outdone by their West Coast brethren, these douchebags and douchebaguettes (video included) have proven, without a doubt, that some adults simply should not procreate. Because if this is the result and these are our supposed "future leaders and business people," then let me off the short bus so I can go home and pack my bags. We're doomed.

(Caution: The links in the above article has been proven to cause heart palpitations, high blood pressure, swelling of templar vascular system and various manifestations of physical anger.)

Thanks to ZIP for the original links.

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Listen Closely. . .

Do you hear it?

That's the sound of our money going down the crapper. AGAIN!

$900 million dollars to rebuild Gaza, and why?

We've been propping up the Palestinian Authority for years and to what gain? Lets see, rockets and mortars still get lobbed into Israel, creepy pseudo-Mickey Mice teach children Islamic supremacy and hate on the television, women are indoctrinated into strapping on bombs and 'sploding, particlularly around Israelis. Allah likes a good 'sploded Jew you know.

Oh, and the last time there was a big fat cash (and arms) infusion to the weak PA, Hamas ran roughshod all over Fatah, slaughtering their security forces like sheep (violent images here) and anyone else who got in their way. Ever notice those bright, shiny M-16's that Hamas totes around? Thanks America.

I think it's time for a crucial re-evaluation of the socio-economic needs in Gaza. Personally, I say starve them out. Let them live in the giant piles of rubble Israel created during the offensive against Hamas. The Palestinian Authority is far too weak to maintain any sort of control over Hamas and much less the people of Gaza. These people breed, perpetuate and encourage hate, violence and Islamic domination. We, the free people of the 21st century, shun those ideals and should no longer help facilitate what is an ever worsening and clearly, viral social situation.

I think George Bush termed it correctly as "evil." The bastardized version of Islam that these monsters live and breath, day in and day out, is simply evil. And no amount of money will ever fix that problem.

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There Will Be Blood. . .

Since the collapse of the oil markets and the end of the political circus which is our presidential election, it has been quiet as a cricket fart in media and political circles concerning our need to develop our own natural resources, mainly oil.

With the price of oil nearing a decade old low price, the incentive to "drill here, drill now" has subsided. We're all fat and happy again and breathing huge sighs of relief everytime we fill our vehicles and it costs less than a hunge. Back to sleep at the wheel folks.

Yesterday's news that Israel has invaded the Gaza Strip, and rightfully so, brings the sobering news out of Iran of just how dependent we are on imported oil. I am sick of having to rely on the declared enemies of the United States for our energy needs and hearing some low-budget "commander" shoot his mouth off about trying to choke us off economically.

"Among the tactics the world of Islam can use to help the innocent Palestinian people, Bagherzadeh called oil one of the powerful elements of pressure on the Zionists' European and American supporters in the unequal war," IRNA said.

Nice. The world of Islam can choke on a goat dick for all I care. Especially as the world of Islam and particularly, the Muslims of Palestine continue to indoctrinate women and children with violence against all people, places and things that are not Islamic.

And while I'm at it, after we begin our own oil exploration, why don't we cut off the hundreds of billions of dollars in foreign aid that we send to puppet-states, dictatorial regimes and repressive kingdoms run by spoiled, hypocritical kings and princes in the Middle East. These people hate us, our way of life, and only tolerate us for our checkbook.

You can dream all the dreamy-dreams you want about electric cars, solar-powered lawn darts and clean coal-powered, organic Ziploc bags, but for now it's oil. And we need it, so let's drill for our own while the market works out the latest giz-whammy, doo-hickey or thing-a-ma-jig to save us from oil.

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It's One Thing. . .

. . .to stand in front of a man who has a gun and be a badass. It's another thing to stand in front of a tank which has a cannon and be a dumbass.

Just sayin'.

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Obviously, This Will Require Legislation. . . .

So, some do-gooder American college student tried to stop a Israeli Army Caterpillar D9 bulldozer from demolishing Palestinian homes by stepping in front of it.

The result is quite apparent.

In a simple feat of physics, the bulldozer won and now her parents are suing Caterpillar for damages because of human rights violations, war crimes, yadda yadda. The usual garbage leveled on Israel daily is now being used to attack Caterpillar.

Here is a picture of Israeli armored D-9 Caterpillar bulldozers:


Notice the size of the man in relation to the machine. In confrontations of "Man vs. Machine" the machine WILL ALWAYS WIN. It's common sense that a machine weighing 62 tons with 400+ horsepower is dangerous. . .DON'T GET IN FRONT OF IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE!

I feel sorry for Rachel Corrie's parents, grief is a terrible thing, but suing Caterpillar is tantamount to blaming them, the parents, for not teaching their daughter common sense.

First of all, you are in an area of the world drowning in a state of constant deadly violence. To add to you own danger by stepping in front of a moving 62 ton machine is just idiotic.

These people must have never seen the movie Maximum Overdrive.

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